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nagwag777:
'n Britse maatskappy bemark hemde wat beskerm teen messteke van aanvallers en rig hulle bemarking veral op die SWB. Die plaaslike organiseerders is baie omgekrap. Hulle webtuiste is protektorvest.comDaar is nogal baie vervaardigers van sulke hemde en party firmas bemark hulle produkte op youtube.Ek is nie 'n sokkerliefhebber nie, maar ek dink dis deesdae nogal 'n handige item om te besit!

Adri van Staden:
Ek verkies om fiks te bly. Ek wen altyd al my gevegte - met so om en by 100 meter! ;D

Clem de Klerk:
Een Ingelsman het 'n helder oomblik gekry en gaan lekker geld maak uit die poging maar die messe kan plek maak vir koeels.

Ruan Combrink:
Ek is trots om te sê dat, sodra die bestuur dit goedkeur, die PVJ die volgende aanbeveling aan die mense van Protectorvest stuur. Verskoon die ingels, maar dit is 'n ingelse firma. (ons is ook bewus van die korrekte spelling en betekenis van die naam van die aapstad)



                                                                                                                        Pretoria           
                                                                                                                        Tswane/ City of the Apes
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                             
                                                 
To: the CEO
Protectorvest
Dear Sir,
Please pardon the strange names underneath PRETORIA, but at the moment of writing the name changing process is still underway and the outcome is uncertain. Tswane is said to be the new name of Pretoria and the English version is “City of the Apes or Ape City” we are not entirely sure which one.
It is a great shame for us as Afrikaners to see that your company have had to launch your inspirational product, the Protectorvest. As a society whose principal motive is the safety and freedom of all South Africans we congratulate your brilliance.
Our National Government, in its inability to rule and protect the people of South Africa have created a niche market for you to exploit, one we wish you much success with. We are truly concerned about the safety of visitors to this year’s soccer event (we are not permitted, by law, to use the full descriptive name of the event.)
As inhabitants we suggest that you add onto your current product line a few products that would make a visit to our country even safer  for your clients and could assist them in enjoying their soccer and returning home safely.
1. For clients that are unable to purchase the abovementioned product due to financial reasons, we suggest a t-shirt with any pro-Afrikaner (endemic white race in South Africa) or any pro- other indigenous nations logo (other than Zulu or Xhosa) on it. This might sound somewhat ridiculous to you but the South African Government are not friendly towards ethnic minorities. Wearing such a logo will cause the wearer to be constantly monitored by police, national intelligence agencies and satellite tracking devices, thus ensuring constant protection and safety. This is not dangerous however if such a client does get into trouble with the law, such a person is most likely to be persecuted and tortured. We advise this only for very timid clients.
2.  Dehidrated vegetables, more specifically beetroot and garlic packs could be a bestseller. These vegetables, according to our late former Minister of Health Dr Manto Tshabalalla-Msimang are suitable cures for AIDS/HIV and by taking them regularly will decrease the risk of getting the disease that indirectly killed more than a million South Africans in 2009.
3. A 24 hour survival pack consisting of:
a) a pepper  spray capsule/ gas gun/ stun gun,
b) a small self-testing AIDS/HIV kit,
 c) a medical aid pack including everything necessary for :
the treatment of knife attacks,
the treatment for shock due to smash and grab attacks at traffic lights, -this is when armed burglars smash vehicle windows that are standing still at traffic lights and reach in and try to grab anything of value. This occurs most often at night.
bandages and pressure packs for gunshot wounds,
water purifying tablets,
 d) a map of the closest hospitals to the stadiums should the client be injured in one of the regular   human stampedes at South African soccer venues,
e) night vision goggles and cellular phones can be included in exclusively priced packs. The Night Vision Goggles are needed to identify whether burglars at guesthouses and hotels are armed with guns or not , so that the safest action can be taken in advance.
We were hoping that you would be able to enjoy the peace and quiet of our countryside however due to circumstances, please advise your clients to be careful also in the remotest of areas, since these are sometimes the most dangerous. This can be proven by the more than 6000 commercial white farmers that have been murdered in cold blood since our peaceful  transition to ANC governance.
We will gladly send you examples of typical Afrikaner symbols at your request.

We hope that you will have a fantastic time here in our country.


Regards,
Management
Pretoria Verkenners Jeug

Adri van Staden:
Skerp!

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